Yesterday one of my co-workers & his wife had their first child, a girl. I took HT and EM with me to pick up a baby gift from the group and as we were heading home HT & I had the following conversation.
HT: "How do they put her bottom back on?"
Me: "Whose bottom?"
HT: "The mom's."
Me: "The mom's?"
HT: "Yeah, after they get the baby out, how do they put her bottom back on?"
Me: "Go ask your mom."
It's on days like this I'm happy to be just the Auntie.